February 17, 2007 5:51 AM PST

If Captain Jack Sparrow had a toaster

Posted by Caroline McCarthy

(Credit: tomwet.de)

I'm not really sure what this gadget's product page is saying, because it's all in German. But regardless, I want this toaster. It's sleek, black, and printed with a skull-and-crossbones as well as a bizarre Guns & Roses reference ("Sweet Toast of Mine") and get this--it'll brand your toast with a skull-and-crossbones as well.

Then your toast can have a pirates-vs.-ninjas battle with your Wee Ninja. Arrrrr!

(Via Notcot.org.)

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Tags:: toasters,; home,; appliances,; pirates,; pirates vs. ninjas

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How did you miss the USB missile launcher?
by EmmaFrost February 17, 2007 8:08 AM PST: I'm no Deutschophile, either, so I couldn't understand the blurb, but at the bottom of the page with the "todtenkopf" (death head) toaster, tehre was what appeared to be a USB rocket launcher. Probably some kind of nerf rockets, but I thought it'd fit right in with the "useless USB stuff" trend that sees to permeate Crave. I still love you Caroline. New hair looks beautiful. Time to get an agent - you're prettier than Lindsay L.; Reply to this comment

Toast 'o mine
by logihelgu February 19, 2007 1:31 AM PST: This littl' black box works lika a charm; Reply to this comment

Translation
by mkleino February 19, 2007 9:13 AM PST: Okay, so here's a translation of the German site's description: Skull Toaster SKULL-Toast - Not something for the weak of heart! Those who like it rough or are whole-hearted buccaneers cannot pass up the Skull Toaster. In luxurious black, it doesn't just make a noteworthy conversation piece on the breakfast table. The results of its toasting process are also not to underestimate! We recommend: Only serve this toast to good friends or acquaintances.; Reply to this comment

That's amazing.
by dUc0N February 20, 2007 1:20 AM PST: That has to be the single most awesome thing I've ever seen. It ought to go perfectly with the Jolly Roger badge holder (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/57af/) I wear at work...; Reply to this comment

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